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SailorEarth
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« Thread Started on Jun 27, 2004, 12:51am » | |
For group quotes, that need to go together for extra funniness  
I've got a great one...
Ivor: *while at the kitchen table, holds up a tray of butter* "What's that?"
Arwell: *peers closely at the butter* "It's a hair..."
Ivor: "I know that... But of what origin? Looks coarse to me, like it hasn't seen much daylight... which can only mean one thing... PERCY?! Have you been watching Last Tango In Paris again?!"
Percy: *eating while sitting on the toilet* "No I haven't!"
Ivor: "Liar!"
Gwynne: *takes the tray of butter, spreads some of it (the part with the hair) on some bread and proceeds to eat it*
Ivor & Arwell: *stare at Gwynne*
Hehehe
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| | Re: Miscellaneous Quotes
« Reply #1 on Jun 27, 2004, 9:38pm » | |
Duke of Hypnotism: Ashure!
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| | Re: Miscellaneous Quotes
« Reply #2 on Jul 13, 2004, 7:04am » | |
(After hearing a phone convo with escapee Percy)
Schmitz: Did you get it?
Bilko: Call wasn't long enough sir...
Schmitz: You tit Bilko. We just let that turkey slip through our fingers like a trout shaped turd.
Arwell: He's in Swansea.
Schmitz: You do know where he is?
Arwell: Yes, didn't you hear?
Schmitz: No, I was too busy listening to the voices inside my brain.
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